blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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alex-turrner:

”if you’re ill why are you on the computer” 
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memewhore:

Get out me car! - Frozen edition Tish

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chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

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roy-ality:

yeevil:

can we talk about the epic enema that guy just received? because unless he’s clenching pretty damn hard, im pretty damn sure he tasted it.

gnarly

roy-ality:

yeevil:

can we talk about the epic enema that guy just received? because unless he’s clenching pretty damn hard, im pretty damn sure he tasted it.

gnarly

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handjob:

the legend lives on

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bethanyaliceh:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…

Stay safe, please. IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, OR THINK YOU MIGHT BE; IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING STRANGE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE YOUR HOME PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT THE POLICE. CHECK YOUR CARS THROUGH THE WINDOWS BEFORE YOU GET IN THEM. DON’T GO ANYWHERE ALONE. LOCK YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS. BEFORE YOU ENTER YOUR HOUSE, CHECK FOR SIGNS OF FORCED ENTRY OR TAMPERING- THIS CAN INCLUDE SCRATCH OR TOOL MARKS BY LOCKS OR ON THE GLASS OR A LOOSE HANDLE, INDICATING THAT THE LOCK HAS BEEN BROKEN. RETREAT TO A SAFE, PUBLIC, CROWDED PLACE SIT BY THE COUNTER- THIS MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE STAFF AND SECURITY CAMERAS TO SEE YOU. CALL THE POLICE AND NOTIFY THEM, ASK TO BE PICKED UP AND THEN SUBMIT A STATEMENT. IF IN DOUBT, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.

bethanyaliceh:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…


Stay safe, please. IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, OR THINK YOU MIGHT BE; IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING STRANGE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE YOUR HOME PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT THE POLICE. CHECK YOUR CARS THROUGH THE WINDOWS BEFORE YOU GET IN THEM. DON’T GO ANYWHERE ALONE. LOCK YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS. BEFORE YOU ENTER YOUR HOUSE, CHECK FOR SIGNS OF FORCED ENTRY OR TAMPERING- THIS CAN INCLUDE SCRATCH OR TOOL MARKS BY LOCKS OR ON THE GLASS OR A LOOSE HANDLE, INDICATING THAT THE LOCK HAS BEEN BROKEN. RETREAT TO A SAFE, PUBLIC, CROWDED PLACE SIT BY THE COUNTER- THIS MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE STAFF AND SECURITY CAMERAS TO SEE YOU. CALL THE POLICE AND NOTIFY THEM, ASK TO BE PICKED UP AND THEN SUBMIT A STATEMENT. IF IN DOUBT, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.

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